0 Beauty and the Beholder

A poster I made. During the process, I figured out how to make text glow. Grab a hat with a brim or some sunglasses, because I'm sure I'm going to overuse this technique.

0 Ipod Classic: Now in Color

I made this the other day starting with part of this image.

0 Blu Vault Poster

0 Irony

I'm not trying to make any point at all with this, I just had it floating around in my head so I wrote it down.

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The Man stepped out of the Office and onto 35th street. The Man was clearly dedicated to the type of profession that utilized conference rooms and briefcases. The Man called a Taxi, and ordered the Driver to take him three blocks down, where he was due to give a presentation to several Bankers.

What a perfect society. Look what we, the Human Race, have accomplished. Look at what we have accomplished in the last 500 years. Our legal system is perfect. Crime is virtually nonexistent. Transportation is also perfect. The traffic moves as if it was programmed beforehand. Technology is at it's height. Everything I need to coordinate my Life is contained on a tiny device in my pocket. We, as a society, have indeed reached the pinnacle of our development.

The Man was nearing his destination. In a nearby window, a Sniper appeared. The Sniper shot at the Driver. The Taxi veered out of it's traffic lane and into oncoming traffic and an oncoming Compact Car. Almost immediately twelve cars were dented and their drivers unconscious. The Sniper walked away from the window and back to the Crime Lord who hired him for the job. The Man's device flew out of the Taxi and came to rest at the bottom of a Sewer.

How ironic.

0 Band

So I joined a new band. Here's a picture of us.